Tuesday, October 07, 2014

Armadillo Job Reference

A friend asked me if she could use me as a reference for a job. I said, "Of course!"

She noted that she wanted someone who wasn't afraid to say she was a little weird (it's a very Austin employer). Here's what I came up with in case they contact me.

"We met at a Young Republicans convention trying to get Dick Nixon back for a third term. We hit it off immediately. The last few years I have only seen her at PTA meetings and PETA meetings. In both cases she was fighting for abstinence, either for kids or for animals. She had to go underground a month ago when PETA's Bunny Rabbit Procreation Expansion Drive showed up at her door with little rabbit pitchforks and torches in their little rabbit paws."

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